Today, August 13th 2015, will be remembered as The Day the Dire Corgi Tripped Over a Garden Hose and Fell Into the Koi Pond.
The koi: deeply alarmed.
The dire corgi: pleased with himself and at peace with the universe. And, in spite of a thorough rinse, very, very stinky.
(And yes, the first image is loaded with false attachments, so many of them that they sort of become the point of the composition. The universe lines up with the mighty corgi tongue.)