automotive cryptid questions

Q) How can you tell when a sasquatch has been driving your car?

A) The seat is pushed all the way back and the rear view mirrors are pointed more or less straight up.

Q) How do you know it was a sasquatch and not a yeti?

A) Because the heat was turned up all the way, too.  A yeti wouldn’t need the heater.

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3 Responses to automotive cryptid questions

  1. Wolfie says:

    I’m guessing a sasquatch test-drove your car today…

  2. Rick Santman says:

    Or perhaps a very tall Wolf

  3. Pam Bliss says:

    The Wolf, I think, might remember to put the seat back. But I shouldn’t tease the garage and the tallest of their mechanics, who I am pretty sure is the one who test-drove my car, which was in their shop for transmission problems. My car that behaved perfectly normally for the mechanic. The car that apparently has nothing wrong with it. Stupid car.

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